Any fortune cookie fortune is funnier when you add “in bed” to the end. Even funnier is when everyone specifies Ben’s bed. Don’t ask me why. It’s something I learned from a camp counselor when I was thirteen.
All of this because here’s the fortune my female dining companion received this evening: “You and your wife will enjoy a long life together.”
Hilarity ensued, especially at the idea that there’s a special wife-fortune bin into which the waitress had deliberately dipped.
Yay Burmese food.
Tags: Burmese food, fortune cookies
